emojing:

my new years resolution is to not fall in love with every boy who is nice to me

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

  • normal person: sings lyrics
  • me: sings lyrics
  • : sings backup vocals
  • : sings guitar riffs
  • : air-drums entire song
  • : headbangs
  • gilinskytbh:

    baesicdallas:

    So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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    "my ass"

    open 24 hours

    bitemycolossalmetalass:

    i still look both ways even if it’s a one way road

    littlespacecase:

    Men’s Issues
    • Societal expectations of masculinity
    • Societal expectations to provide for women
    • No long term reversible male birth control
    • Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at 
    • Unfair treatment in child custody battles
    • Alimony 
    • No support for male victims of domestic abuse

    Not men’s issues

    • The friend zone
    • Women not dating you
    • “Fucking femnazis”

    wildwilde:

    i don’t get why people believe feminists hate men

    i don’t get why a movement that is for women is so misunderstood to the point where it’s still about men

    edwardspoonhands:

spirantization:

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

i thought this bird was snacking on the fault in our stars

I was like “TFIOS!” then “FAKE CHIPS! STUPID PIGEON” then I read…

    edwardspoonhands:

    spirantization:

    2-shane-s:

    birdsofafeathercolchester:

    Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

    I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

    i thought this bird was snacking on the fault in our stars

    I was like “TFIOS!” then “FAKE CHIPS! STUPID PIGEON” then I read…

  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
  • popculturesavvyangel:

warriorchicken:

hijabiswag:

hijabis be like

Yeah but in my high school, pretty much every girl wears a hijab, and we kinda have this sixth sense so we know whenever anyone has shit hair. I dunno how, maybe its that brief glint of panic in their eyes whenever there is a breeze, or maybe its the extra pin holding the scarf in place. And whenever that happens, your scarf could get pulled at any given moment and you dunno when and its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

    popculturesavvyangel:

    warriorchicken:

    hijabiswag:

    hijabis be like

    Yeah but in my high school, pretty much every girl wears a hijab, and we kinda have this sixth sense so we know whenever anyone has shit hair. I dunno how, maybe its that brief glint of panic in their eyes whenever there is a breeze, or maybe its the extra pin holding the scarf in place. And whenever that happens, your scarf could get pulled at any given moment and you dunno when and its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

    its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

    frustration-squared:

    stilaac:

    kailivesinabox:

    in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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    I hate this website